CBS Early Show

Grinning maniacally through the terror.  Maggie was as nice as they come, but television scares the hell out of me....

As luck would have it, my recent visit to The Early Show at CBS was taped instead of live (and I'm sending out huge thanks to whatever cosmic force caused that to happen).  As a result, the producers kindly edited out my stammering, flustered one-word answers and cut the clip in such a way that viewers could possibly believe that English is actually my first and only language.